Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Kill A Furry Day

A day in which everyone is encouraged to find their local furry or furries, and then kill them. Participants can trade in furskins to their nearby Walmart, in which they will obtain more firearms and ammunition based on the rarity. This day takes place on April 15

Dan: Hey man what do you want to get for Kill A Furry Day?
George: I want at least an Mk-19 this year, last years haul was pretty dry.

by SomalianWarLord February 27, 2024

1st night kill

A girl who gives it up on the first link/date.

I would never wife her bro, Trey told me she was a 1st night kill.

by 4lmars September 24, 2021

Kills

an act of demolishing or incapacitating an enemy aircraft, submarine, tank, etc.

"the engagement resulted in fifty-one tank kills"

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025

Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022

kill spell

Any of a large amount of spells from the Magic: the Gathering card game that destroys a creature or removes it from the game, especially at the most frustrating time possible in a game.

I finally get a creature on the board, and the next thing I know, BOOM - kill spell!

by Back Table March 16, 2009

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018