wanking his nugget

giving a handjob to someone with a small dick

"how was last night with bill"
"i was almost caught wanking his nugget"

by penislicker25 August 17, 2017

Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.

You just a " Wank Stamp "

by Stocktn September 28, 2015

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023