a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks
by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021
Get the Twatmug. by Damian the red September 29, 2011
Get the Twatmug. Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.
Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
by The urban project September 15, 2020
Get the Twatmug. A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
Get the Twat wafflemug. The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.
Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.
by BajanKing February 25, 2019
Get the Twat Swatmug. Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.
Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.
Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023
Get the Twat magnetmug. twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
Get the twat credmug.