Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs

It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?

by Grandarthma July 17, 2025

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

the dirty seven thirty

having sex with seven men and or women at the same time

can't wait to turn the dirty seven thirty around

by Cracker Jack Jones December 29, 2010

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

by foultreebread April 28, 2017