Potato

1. It is a food. You can have it mashed, baked, or stuffed. It is amazing.

2. A self deprecating term, or insult.

1. Potatoes are delicious, I prefer mashed potatoes. What about you?
2. I look like a potato. You look like a potato. Let’s be potatoes.

by Potatofloop May 10, 2018

Potato

A food. However, often used by girls (below 18) to describe themselves. Some people use it as an edgy term, whereas others just use it to sound cute.

Youtube video: has a potato in frame for two seconds
12 year old girl: OH my gosh at 1:23 you can see me OwO
All of the replies: same queen

by Usernamehere444 June 30, 2019

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

.............

Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato

Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.

Sa'Quan what have you been up to?

I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.

by Powder97 December 12, 2020

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Potato

Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap

Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!

by Thunderr0903 February 14, 2024