turtle

Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.

mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"

by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

turtle

electing for a more antisocial option when presented with an invitation

bro 1: "dude do you want to come over tonight? stacy will be there and she's bringing a ton of hookers and lots of blow"
bro 2: "nah, dude, i'm not really feeling up to all that social interaction -- i think i'm just gonna turtle and go home and play GTA"

by handlejandle January 31, 2016

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtle Mode

When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.

"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."

by Mrs. Rossi May 4, 2019

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019