Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies August 4, 2013

Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.

Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed

by DJCitrix February 24, 2013

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

facebook sensitive

when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.

you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.

by kmb513 February 22, 2011

Facebook Fairy

Someone who finds your facebook account logged-in when you're not around and proceeds to change your status and/or profile information.

I think Mike may have been visited by a facebook fairy. His status says he can't come over to watch the game tonight because he's decided to adopt 20 cats and is knitting each of them a little pink sweater to "keep the kitty warm and pretty." LMAO!

by mikesindahouse October 22, 2010

facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.

Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar

by mcstuffin March 4, 2011

facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.

by SMFB July 18, 2011