double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

Double McRib

The act of a female eating one McRib sandwich, farting in the face of their partner performing oral sex on her, while eating a second McRib sandwich.

Mcribs are back. I can't wait to do a double McRib on you later.

by BZ31 December 6, 2020

double Gloucester

1. a penetrative sex act among three people, the two participants on the outside of the threesome sandwich must wear yellow rain slickers and hats the one in the middle should be completely naked. Synonyms: Really Trusting the Gorton's Fishermen, also How the Tartar Sauce is Made.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.

Man, Sally drove all the way to Massachusetts last weekend to get some authentic Double Gloucester from a couple of townies. She smells like the parking lot of a Red Lobster but looks as happy as a clam.

by A Sandwich Master October 19, 2021

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

Double Saturday

1. When you have a Friday off from school; therefore giving you a "Double Saturday".
2. A nickname for Friday on a long weekend that starts on a Friday.

"Dude you ready for Double Saturday?" -Bobby.
"Uhhh what?" -Jack.
"You know, Double Saturday. We have Friday off!" -Bobby.

by Johnny Gurt December 17, 2012

double 8

Taking two back to back road trips that have a duration of longer than 8 hours (roundtrip).

Larry was trying to go to the beach and the mountains. He is crazy for trying to double 8 with no vacation time.

by tripfusion July 27, 2012