Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
by Poomaster Kyle June 10, 2021
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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2022
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Texas Turtles

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov April 08, 2018
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texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
by Stebone69 September 30, 2021
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texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina
Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.
I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.
by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022
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(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
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