Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with

Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss

by noway421 June 18, 2022

Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024

Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole

"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"

by daddy_succ June 8, 2018

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%

Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border

by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018