Tease and Punch

Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.

Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.

by J-dawg of Brixton January 2, 2008

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

by The albanian translator November 12, 2009

Facebook tease

a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.

Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"

by dirty microphone January 20, 2010

text tease

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.

text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later

by IJTB December 26, 2010

cock tease

Evil whore who flirts with you a lot and manages to fleece you like a sheep for everything you are worth in a false anticipation that you will gain mindblowing sex in exchange for what you do. Well, the end result is that she gets what she ants and you get fucked in the figurative sense and must go back to the old threesome of me, myself, and I.

That girl is such a cocktease. I gave her a gold necklace and she took my heart. THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 24, 2003

ipod tease

One who continuously plays and changes songs every 45 seconds on the ipod conncected to the speakers so everyone hears the change.

Why did we give him ipod control? He's such an ipod tease

by KillaFish68 January 3, 2010

Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011