take your wig off

Stop lying, stop hiding thing

I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!

by BossBur September 22, 2018

Take a seat, spill the deat

It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.

Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something”
Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat

by Matt0909 November 24, 2018

take my cheese and run

a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation

"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."

"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."

by cheeseguy24 November 11, 2022

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 24, 2019

Ivy the animal take carer

Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.

“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!

by Takumi123 November 12, 2018

takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

Taking the a train up town

Where a group of 6 to 10 women get naked and standing form a line with their legs spread so as to form an upside down 'v'. This creates a tunnel of sorts. The woman in the back of the line crawls on her hands and knees giving each pussy a lick until she's reached the front of the line. Then the next woman. In the back of the line does the same and so on and so forth until every woman has been 'serviced' so to speak.

Brigit and Kayla hosted a slumber party over at kayla's house since kayla's parents were out of town. There were about. 15 of us. We played board games gossiped. And ended up. Taking the a train up town

by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021