take your turkey to chipotle

When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.

When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.

by God of 69 January 25, 2023

taking on Trunks with one finger

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

take your breath away

A chick with really bad breath that is beautiful.

Roger: See that gal across the room ?

Harvey: Yes, she takes my breath away.

Roger: You got that right. She will take your breath away. I hired her to peel wallpaper in my bathroom with it.

by cut the cards February 23, 2023

I'm taking Carrie to the prom

Menstrual, period

"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."

by T Thomas April 8, 2015

Take my like and leave

Its a phrase used to be passive-aggressive when completing someone and leaving a “like”.

Commenter: “INSERT SMART BUT FUNNY COMMENT HERE”
Replier: “Take my like and leave!”

by Aleckzander the Worst April 19, 2022

takes away from the table

Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.

<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.

by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

take my cheese and run

a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation

"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."

"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."

by cheeseguy24 November 11, 2022