Shit for Brains

Someone whoose brains have been replaced by human excrement.

Me: Jesse, you have shit for brains!

Jesse: Oh man... speak with love...

by AMR supervisor April 15, 2010

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

shit splitter

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

by west texan August 2, 2006

Shit Pain

When you get sharp pains in your intestine. You know it's not period pain because you're not female.... 10mins later you have a Class 10 shit sub to dispose of.... "SHIT PAIN"

Rob - "Don't talk to me, I've got Shit Pain today."
Carey - "Is that like period pain?"
Rob - "SHUT UP"

by RawtenDeek October 25, 2011

Shit taste

Having poor judgement, poor taste, and no class.

Sam should kill himself because he is a faggot with shit taste.

by Concerned Citizen Dog January 11, 2014

shit cock

A word for a stupid person much like fucker

What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!

by Rosemary April 15, 2004