clean porn

a waste of your time waste of your time

"What's clean porn?"
"….a waste of your time"

by Danny Avendale April 1, 2015

political porn

A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.

Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.

by mattysponge1999 October 2, 2019

porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019

porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

World porn movement

A movement that seeks to distribute porn through out the world and make a lot of people horney and make a lot of money at it. Because a lot of people in the world like in India,Egypt,Iran ect. Don't see photos of ass and tits and moves of people fucking ever much.

John's planing on getting rich by joining the world porn movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012