designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.

Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!

by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025

Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

drunk amanda

A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.

Wow that was a drunk Amanda move last night.

by manda918811 October 10, 2014

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015