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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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no bones

A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day
I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.
by Jleem5 October 16, 2021
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Bone slice

A Bone slice is a pill that will give you god speed in ben and give you a 24 hour rod.

Only found strait from mexico.
Pop a Bone slice at the Befort before you lay pipe.
by kampus December 4, 2023
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Dongle-Bone

The vestigial tail bone of a human. Also used as a metaphor for uselessness
He's being a Dongle-Bone sitting in his room all day
by QuaggleNuts October 4, 2025
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Big Boned

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.
Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
by FNFortune October 16, 2023
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bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
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Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.
1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.
by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010
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