max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022

Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!

Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here

by !!Who dat April 28, 2025

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

Anita max wynn

Drake's alter ego

Drake: This is my alter ego... ANITA MAX WYNNN.... INEEDA MAX WEINER

by drakeaubreygraham January 15, 2024

Chapari Ultra Pro Max

The people who are just piece of shit and they dont exist in real world and claim themselves as a well known person in small area.

That Chapari Ultra Pro Max was saying "Upar Bhgwan Niche Sunny Leone"

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025