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josh

josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.
josh is really cool
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Josh Blankenship

Will tell you have he has been playing sports before you were ever born and make corny jokes until you laugh. Knee pain every once in a while. Swears if he was our age he would play good basketball.
by Susan Humphrey May 17, 2022
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Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
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Josh

Oh golly oh goodie, if you find yourself a Josh then you’re in for luck. Josh’s are the hottest and sweetest people ever, and they sure know how to be amazing boyfriends. They possess outstanding cuddle abilities and can always cheer you up. Although they can come off as very manly and rash sometimes, Josh’s are always the best people to know.
Mikey: I just started dating Josh!
Alex: Wow, good for you!
by Thistlehs August 24, 2022
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josh

probably sells drugs to his grandma
“why is Grandma Linsey tripping out?”
“Josh sold her some drugs”
by Grandma Linsey November 21, 2021
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Josh

by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Josh Hutcherson

The guy that really wants you to blow his whistle

*insert 2014 edit of josh hutcherson here*
Josh hutcherson: Can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
by Literally Nyan Cat January 11, 2024
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