Shitonmytitsandcallmemildred's definitions
Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.
He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.
He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.
Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
by Shitonmytitsandcallmemildred June 21, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Wendy is a true sprit.
She is very caring and nurturing.
Wendy has the ability to see directly into people’s souls.
Wendy at times can be socially awkward until you get to know her properly.
Wendy is creative and has an excellent eye for colour.
Wendy can often be scatty and clumsy, but, makes up for this with her excellent cooking ability.
Her friends love her, even though she’s often late.
She is an independent individual who has strong intuition.
Wendy has a big, trusting heart and is a true friend.
She is very caring and nurturing.
Wendy has the ability to see directly into people’s souls.
Wendy at times can be socially awkward until you get to know her properly.
Wendy is creative and has an excellent eye for colour.
Wendy can often be scatty and clumsy, but, makes up for this with her excellent cooking ability.
Her friends love her, even though she’s often late.
She is an independent individual who has strong intuition.
Wendy has a big, trusting heart and is a true friend.
She did a Wendy
by Shitonmytitsandcallmemildred June 21, 2021
Get the Wendymug.