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Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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jacob edwards

1. Slut
2. Idiot
3. Person who likes every fake girl
4. Falls for people easily
5. Can't tell a nice person from a hoe
Jacob Edwards Likes a fake person - Abbi ( A Side Hoe )
by PenelopeLynnBlake043004 May 12, 2016
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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jacob scarbrogh

that jacob scarbrogh kid is an asshole
by OrneryKnife January 1, 2022
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Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.
Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.
by Defo not me mate November 30, 2021
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Jacob

That guy is so jacob
by Durry Muncher November 25, 2017
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Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.
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