"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023

I'm The Man

Used as a topic for a pointless argument between two stupid, possibly special needs individuals, when there is nothing else to argue about.

Michael: "I'm the Man!"
Thompson: "NO! I'M THE MAN!!!"
Michael: "UH, NO YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE MAN!"

by gopist May 28, 2023

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

I'm sorry

If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it

I'm sorry for what I did

by Celia.s June 25, 2023

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

Say Something I'm Giving Up On You

a song by American pop duo A Great Big World from their debut album, Is There Anybody Out There? (2013). Written by the duo members—Ian Axel and Chad King—alongside Mike Campbell, the song was originally recorded by Axel for his solo album This Is the New Year (2011)

Say Something I'm Giving Up On You
I'll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere, I would've followed you

by Wendysfg June 29, 2023

I'm not like that

Denial is a river in egypt you are gay

Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon

by YouStupidBitchByGirlInRed February 23, 2023