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Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.
I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.
Hot monocle by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009
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hot-buttered fart 

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
hot-buttered fart by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Hot Betty 

The act of putting human feces into hosiery and assaulting someone with it.

" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."
" I thought that guy was a tool, so I took off my thigh-high and gave him a hot betty."
Hot Betty by Someoneelse89 February 4, 2010
The act of anal sex with pepper sauce as lubricant.
she said i couldnt stick it in her butt so i gave her a hot julio. next time ill do it with lube so she wont think its so bad.
Hot Julio by ron hurricane April 28, 2010

Hot Rudy 

(verb); The sexual act of a "69" with the male on top.

(noun); NBA All-Star Rudy Gay
(verb); I gave my girlfriend a Hot Rudy last night.

(noun); The Grizzlies have a Hot Rudy right now.
Hot Rudy by Big Daddy Saw-Z June 8, 2011

Hot Bryce 

The act of ordering Papa Johns, Taking the pepper, Shoving it up your lovers rear during intercourse, and proceeding to eat it.
I think he gave her the ol' Hot Bryce last night.
Hot Bryce by ColorMeBoom March 25, 2012