shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

hard

gEt yOuR mInD oUt oF tHe gUtTeR

he was hard lmfaooo

by yeet_dawgie December 17, 2020

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by anonymous May 10, 2022

Cold Hard Rocky

Any cold alcoholic beverage from cold beer to hard liquor on the rocks (ice)

I had a Cold Hard Rocky at Jines Bar and Grill.

by Tommy Dollar December 19, 2023

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022