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Drunk Oligarch Syndrome

An individual’s tendency to excessively and needlessly purchase overpriced alcohol when inebriated in a social setting and in a fashion that resembles the stereotypical behavior frequently associated with oligarchs.
“Why did George order another bottle of Cristal? The club is closing and they turned the lights up- everyone is leaving.”

“George acts like a drunk oligarch when he drinks too much. It’s called drunk oligarch syndrome.”
by notmyrea1name March 25, 2023
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Punch Drunk

When someone had stayed up long they begin to act disoriented.
Awe shit!!! There goes Amber again knocking shit over she must be punch drunk after being awake for two days!
by 77TamBam80 November 3, 2025
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Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.
by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022
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River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 13, 2013
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Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.
I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes
by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019
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drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
by moogleassassin February 3, 2014
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designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
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