We are drunking!
by RazzyRenea June 17, 2022

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011

by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'
by Büldr September 26, 2022

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

by TaintMagic July 22, 2011
