A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
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Get the ben samuel david wilson mug.David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
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by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022
Get the Davide mug.A man who is committed to touching any and everybody possible when in his final form. He believes in getting satisfaction even when he doesn't want to. His main target is Sebastian. He hasn't slept for centuries, and his worst enemy is Faraz. "Faraz" (Demon form) has always tried to one up BloodLust David by continuing to touch more people than him. They have touched more people than there are stars. God himself has almost seen his demise from these two. When they aren't enemy's the universe will collapse, and everyone will be doomed ass they will form into one fully untied entity, and becoming the " Thoragorus". The "Thoragorus" can touch any being with its mind and holds the upmost power beyond our comprehension. If this were to happen, the world as we know, will forever be no more......
BloodLust David(Lore)- bloodlust David is someone who touches
BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......
You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......
You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
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Get the BloodLust David(Lore) mug.David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.
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