St Columba's College

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.

Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh

by St Columba's hoe October 20, 2019

St. Johns College

A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.

Joe: Hey who you playing today?
Ron: St. Johns College.
Joe: Ha don't fall asleep ok brah!

by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011

Union College

The 30th choice school for the bottom of the high school class. If you repeated two years in private school and still ranked in the bottom of your senior class, this is the place for you. An acceptance rate of over 60% (100% if you are full pay), and a yield of less than 10%, EVERYBODY GETS IN because nobody wants to come here. Absolute backwater. Everybody drinks heavily because they can't believe they wasted high school on drugs, alcohol, and Facebook so they ended up here as the last gasp blowhole that would accept them. About as epic a fail as it gets after high school. Nearly useless degree - Hoping for supermarket meat departments as reach jobs upon graduation. Oh, yeah, lovely location to go to school...NOT!!!

Union College senior No. 1: I'm going to work at Walmart as a sales associate when I graduate, baby! Yeah, buukuu bucks!!
Union College senior No. 2: Way to Union College that job, bro! I could only get a job at Walgreens.
Union College senior No. 3: I got you both beat...I Union Colleged a job at Dunkin' Donuts makin' lattes!!

by face2016 July 5, 2016

Carmel College

Carmel College is recognised as a world class school. It is located in Darlington, and is one of the best schools in the country, with astounding GCSE grades every year. It’s reputation is welcomed throughout the community and it is seen as one of the most go to catholic schools ever.

Person 1: “Did you hear about that school in the north ?”

Person 2: “Oh yes, Carmel College?”
Person 1: “Some of the best grades in the country!”

by TheDragonDownTheRoad December 6, 2019

honors college

A stupid pronunciation made up by bored college students.

Yeah honors college!

by Bettie, John, & Tiara November 17, 2002

Normandale Community College

The Community College in Bloomington, Minnesota that all high school fuck ups, and kids who cannot leave their high school friends and move on with their lives, attend. It is almost guaranteed that if you are one of the few who go there, your chances of success are slim to none.

Those kids go to Normandale community college, what losers.

by Jezusonmynecklace May 8, 2011

college bar

A bar that is procured typically by College students. They will usually sell a variety of craft beers, that snotty college kids will drink to feel superior after not being invited to frat keggers.

Barry did not believe college bars existed, because he never went to college, unlike his mother.

by Flyingboat3 November 22, 2015