A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
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