bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014

Cramer Bar

The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.

Damn that Cramer Bar on NVDA was massive!

by Methodical May 24, 2024

Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.

You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!

by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

Raw Bar

The opposite of a sausage fest. A party only containing women.

Man this party is popping its like a raw bar, with all this fresh fish.

by Brian Ceo September 21, 2018

Bar

Bar is to be a lover and at the same time an impressive pussy licker. Bar is not just a word with 3 letters, Bar is personality itself. Is to care about someone you love eventhough shes not want to fuck with you.

He was such a perfect bar yesterday, he was so

. loving and caring after we finished

by Bar lover February 9, 2018