doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.

If you can't get laid just doodle twat.

by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017

Twat

The word twat means a fool

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

TWAT

a women's genitals

wow well shes a twat

by avarae shonk November 19, 2017

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018

Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.

1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."

by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019

Twat

A complete idiot who doesn’t know how to do anything

Maggie called me a twat at practice today.

by finwall June 16, 2019

Twat Locker

Another word for a Chasity Belt

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged

by Brielle Niccole May 30, 2013