A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)
"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"
by moonholegal September 26, 2023

Where a donkey's shit comes from
Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
by Defi_nition August 31, 2022

by precolonial May 29, 2018

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

A motorcyclist who finds pleasure in having his/her full beam lights on when they are not needed, just so that they piss you off.
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it
by iloveinfo September 5, 2021

Kinteic ASshole enegry is when peoplea re being such d*cks and assholes that they began to gane enegry from it and they keep become more like an asshole the more they breath
"He had a ton of Kinteic ASshole Enegry"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
"They began to gang a lot of asshole Kinteic Enegry and their bullshit grew"
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021
