ur uncle a cuckle

the biggest comeback ever.

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies

by spamjam March 16, 2018

Ur uncle bi

It's an combination of texts like: Ur Mum Gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny

-Hey you ya wanker Ur mum Gay Ur dad lesbian and Ur Granny tranny
-Don't activate me
-I dare you

-UR UNCLE BI
(WHOLE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)

by Bart0sz May 12, 2018

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Your uncle dunkle

Worst than them all, Your uncle dunkle beats ALL.

Carl: Dude your sister a mister >:(
Me: Well Your uncle dunkle >:O
Carl:*cries*

by Vatful April 6, 2018

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018

The Uncle Charlie

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

Duke Uncle

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.

Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.

by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019