Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

trump fart

When a white guy who goes to private school rips one when the teacher is talking.

William, one more trump fart out of you and it's detention!

by kjfvnkjnvlknrsg May 31, 2017

trump slap

When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.

I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.

by Jenniecolumbia October 30, 2017

trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

Trump-Face

The smug smirk one gets when: passing gas, suffering from severe indigestion, holding in a massive bong-hit, or is an asshole.

I knew I had to vacate the room once I saw your Trump-Face.

DAMN, You hit that shit so hard it gave you Trump-Face.

I confronted that asshole and all he did was give me Trump-Face!

by nukima11 August 3, 2016

Trump's IQ

Trump is an idiot and his IQ is -♾ and I am so fucking happy for America that Biden one and I’m sure the rest of Hyrule is as well.

Trump's IQ
Person 1: Look at what a fucking idiot Trump is.
Person 2: I know, Trump’s IQ must be -♾.

by Urbosa December 12, 2020

trump or treat

When you insult the person answering the door on Halloween and then deny that you ever said it.

Trick or Treater: (rings doorbell) 'Trump or treat'
Home Owner: Hi, what nice costumes you have
Trick or Treater: Wow, what an ugly hag you are!
Home Owner: ummm… what did call me?
Trick or Treater: I didn't say anything, but thanks for the candy!

by RichterMD October 30, 2018