medic_the_toaster

he is very epic and makes very epic tech and object show vids

someone: do you watch object shows
medic_the_toaster: yes

by dyno7019 September 29, 2022

Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.

Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.

Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

Beans On Toast

An ideal British Breakfast

Rover: I'm having beans on toast for breaky

Edgar: Oh that sounds oh so lovely

by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023