Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.

Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.

Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

blow job control knob

Manbun

Look, he has a blow job control knob

by JonboyWA3 March 31, 2022

To blow a 3-1 lead

When you are so close to win but then you lose

"I don't want you to blow a 3-1 lead"
"I made a mess and blew a 3-1 lead"
"I wouldn't have blown a 3-1 lead if I kept up with the effort"

by NoKangaroos November 30, 2016

80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

imma blow u off

Means to stop talking and cutting off stupid people who do dumb shit

Imma blow u off completely

by Tt savage May 30, 2017

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016