Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 17, 2018

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole

I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder

by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

by Sir Steve January 19, 2019