texas

a fictional/non-existent place

"Texas isn't real you metallic rod"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024

Texas

Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?

Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"

by Reddy weddy April 5, 2022

Texas

Best place in Texas

Girl: what’s the best place to go to in Texas
Boy: Texas

Girl: nevermind wtf?

by Gr11233 November 21, 2023

Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.

Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.

by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024

Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .

Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two

by 2xstuff October 19, 2018

campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!

Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.

by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022