Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

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dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

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Daddy Long Legs

A daddy is a way of labeling a someone as attractive and automatically gives them the dominant role in the relationship.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.

Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.

Isabelle is the daddy long legs.

by IsabellesBabyGirrl June 8, 2023

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Long龍福

Long龍福 is a person who nobody really knows.

Dave: Hey man have you heard of Long龍福?
Chad: No

by broken streetlight December 28, 2020

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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

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david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

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