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The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021
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the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.
Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!
by zachbulb January 14, 2023
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The Left can't Meme

Creator of the top definition here. Wanted to try and clarify my older definition now that it's been mulling over for everyone a while now, and clear up some misunderstandings. So here we go.

The Left Can't Meme is indeed an immutable fact. But why does it occur? Well the statement has never been an attempt to 'politicize meme culture' as some, left leaning or otherwise, try to posit. It is in fact the opposite. The Left Can't Meme is rather an attempt to POINT OUT the needless politicizing of memes, it being done the majority of the time by left leaning people. The Left Can't Meme as a statement, as a law, has never been about making the case of memes needing to be 'The Left vs The Right', it has always been a defiant declaration of 'The Left vs Everybody, including normal leftists who just want to look at memes'. Do cringy, politically-charged, righteously indignant memes come from people other than Leftists? Yes of course, but the vast, VAST majority of the time when there's a meme that looks like something straight out of a politician's propaganda folder, it's a Leftist who made it. The problem with this law is that it simply will never stop being true, because there will always be people who see memes as a platform for their own righteous indignance, rather than the symbol of humour they were meant to be.

The only thing to be done is for normal people with a sense of humour to point out these political memes and denounce them for what they are: Cringe.
Leftist: >Makes cringe political meme
Rightist: >Makes cringe political meme
Normal human: "These are both equally bad. The Left Can't meme"
by Dankulous Memeulon September 16, 2023
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twistin the lye, eh

your lying right?
"Whoo kid! Twistin the lye, eh?"
by Broxa Garde November 4, 2003
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got the lead out

1. Got the lead out is an old expression that means that a person (or group of people) hurried up., as if they had lead in their pants, pulled the lead out so they could run faster or whatever... and finally hurried up.
2. Once the runner got the lead out he went up from last place to third place. Like he was running for his life. What a comeback, it was AMAZING!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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France the llama

France the Llama is a catchphrase invented by John Green, award winning author and a part of youtube's 'vlogbrothers'. It is a sentance to express disbelief, shock or amusement.
France the Llama, that whale is huge!
by dftbaFreund January 12, 2011
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letting the logs drop into the Mississippi

Taking a crap. Similar slangs are "dropping the kids off at the pool" and "dropping the Obamas at the White House".
When I got home from the Chinese buffet, I was letting the logs drop into the Mississippi.
by Mr. Gigglezz March 1, 2012
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