NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

by inkdoom July 21, 2019

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

the field

That place the military sends your significant other where s/he can't use a cellphone.
See also, loneliness, boredom, fatigue, or frustration.

Boyfriend: I'm going to the field this week. I'll be back on Wednesday.
Girlfriend: Hello, vodka. You're my only real friend.

by littled December 19, 2007

On the Five

Something you swear on your gang, rather than your mother's grave (such as "on my momma"). Term that people from Da Harbor use.

Guy 1: Man, On the Five that nigga so crazy, goin' at lil' henry like dat!

Guy 2: Real talk!

by Shiznitobangboompow March 12, 2010

The Fault in Our Stars

A beautiful story with a great message. Unfortunately it has been adopted as some kind of white girl Bible and is appreciated not because of its beauty and meaning, but because there's a hot dude named Augustus in it. I is written by John Green and is actually not his best book but the white girls seem to think so.

Me: So have you read The Fault in Our Stars
White Girl: Totally! It my favorite book like omg!
Me: Oh cool! What did you like about it?
White Girl: Welllllll I didn't really, like, understand it but like Augustus Waters is totally hooooot omg!
Me: ...*facepalm*

by Ema Nlear June 10, 2014

Way Of The Future

A term used to say something is forward thinking, interesting, you might like to try it out for yourself, or just plain superfreakingawesome. Way Of The Future was started and made popular by Cameron Walker of WeatherStar. It can be abbreviated WOTF.

WeatherStar fan: What did you think of living in NYC?
Cameron: It's the Way Of The Future!

by RachelVsPoet March 28, 2010