Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Pulling a SplatFNBR

Leaving before 30 min ladder to go be dogshit at volleyball

OMG no way he is Pulling a SplatFNBR!!!!

by Softaimer February 5, 2021

Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers

im going to Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

by skydaddymb12 August 11, 2021

Blue Swivel Finger Splash

The word you tell someone to look something up that sounds super crazy, wild, or wacky on Urban Dictionary in hopes of building up their anxiety, excitement, or otherwise expectation in what could be lurking in the definition.

Oh, you think that's bad? Look up "Blue Swivel Finger Splash" on Urban Dictionary, that's a REAL crazy one!

by JamesIsMyName March 13, 2022

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022