Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.

nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops

by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013

Hot pair of socks

Used to describe an extremely hot day.

It’s a hot pair of socks today!

by KatGov October 8, 2025

Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.

It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

perro socks

perro is the name of my bestest friend in the whooole world🥺🥺so kind and skrunkle

me: hey look its perro socks!
perro: this is just like ride the cyclone..

by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023