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Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.
I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.
by pornopdillywilly February 2, 2022
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Derty sherty

Some of the finest clothing made by Shertgrass
Hey man are you wearing Derty Sherty?
by anonymous December 13, 2021
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Harty sharty

To unexpectedly shart a load of porridge after a vigorous night of chod.

To get overly excited by his new mondeo that he leaks poo water...
Ben was late for work again, blamed a Harty Sharty
The new turbo caused chopper to do a little Harty Sharty
by Sir chopper February 10, 2022
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
by Mrdabman March 25, 2022
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Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
by Fubar1 May 18, 2022
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Bigest short

a chess grandmaster, defiantly not under 1200 elo.
i wonder when i'll up my elo. bigest short will put magnus carlson to shame
by n.c404 May 25, 2022
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noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022
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