Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

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Sloperoni

When a guy take a broomstick and pries a woman’s asshole open and poles vinegar and then slurps it out

Phillip and I tried Sloperoni and I accidentally shit in his mouth

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

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Showerbath

The act of taking a shower and a bath at the same time, by plugging the drain of the bath, sitting down, and turning the shower on. Typically used by the elderly and lazy fatasses, as both cannot stand long enough to take a proper shower.

Jesse was an overweight child that took showerbaths.

by daddylongballs June 25, 2020

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shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020

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Showerfowler

When someone lets a fart rip that is so disgusting it causes one or more people to prematurely exit their shower and possibly with soap still on their body.

Man, my wife dropped a showerfowler this morning and I had to bail. I think some soap dried on my back and now I’m itchy as hell.

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Boy and I feeling rough, too much Guinness and hot wings last night. Accidentally hit myself with a showerfowler this morning and I actually puked in my mouth while bailing out.

by Bam2it September 17, 2020

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