A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
Get the Retarded-Hormonal-Monkeymug. The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are
by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019
Get the retarded bitchmug. "Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.
by rayane1718 August 2, 2025
Get the Retardablemug. Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid
by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017
Get the Retardmug. by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025
Get the Retardesmug. by Big juicy pecs December 2, 2021
Get the Retardmug. 