Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.
friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
by biggest simp February 1, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024
Get the Kevinmug. UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
Get the Gooning (Kevin Style)mug. An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. by COOCHIELOVER4321 March 20, 2023
Get the KEVIN LEYSATHmug.