Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
Get the Max Allen mug.by anonymous October 3, 2017
Get the butt max mug.a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?
person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009
Get the max drummey mug.max is hot
by grammer100 April 28, 2022
Get the Max mug.Maxxing means to "do the most of." It can be added after any word.
Looksmaxxing: attempting to appear more attractive (exercising, mewing, etc)
Smellmaxxing - to try to smell better (perfumes, cologne, etc)
Jelqingmaxxing - to try to get a bigger penis (self explanatory)
Looksmaxxing: attempting to appear more attractive (exercising, mewing, etc)
Smellmaxxing - to try to smell better (perfumes, cologne, etc)
Jelqingmaxxing - to try to get a bigger penis (self explanatory)
Usually added at the end of a word.
Incel 1 - Bro have you seen incel 3? He started jelqingmaxxing and his 1 inch penis turned into a 1.1 inch penis!
Incel 2 - No way!!!
Incel 1 - Bro have you seen incel 3? He started jelqingmaxxing and his 1 inch penis turned into a 1.1 inch penis!
Incel 2 - No way!!!
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
Get the Maxxing mug.max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.
by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020
Get the max mug.A very smart person. Max has always right and he is just generaly great.
Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max
Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max
by Carl-johan Dahlberg November 28, 2018
Get the Max mug.