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Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.
This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.
by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011
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duracell job

Situation when it takes ages to finalize a project as the client keeps asking for changes.
(After receiving another request from the client) It's a duracell job... Keeps on going!
by piterpan September 2, 2009
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Griff Job

The act of receiving three hand jobs in one night
I was so horny last night so I found this bitch to give me a Griff Job. My cock is absolutely drained.
by postcoast October 21, 2012
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Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.
"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011
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Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.
That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.
by Erika Icon June 21, 2023
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hoe's job

To be there when he/she gets bored or wants something sexual. They can't get upset when he/she has other hoes.
He not doing a hoe's job.
by Adam Schneider February 9, 2019
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wuck job

When someone licks/sucks someone's else's wenis.
Dude Emma just gave me a wuck job.

River, let me give you a wuck job.

I'll give you a wuck job if you go to formal with me.
by WhiteBaller541 May 15, 2016
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