A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.
I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.
Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.
I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.
Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.
A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.
by China Circle Jerk November 14, 2016
Get the bad china daymug. A euphemism for taking a shit.
by frick11 February 24, 2010
Get the Do a bad thingmug. A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.
Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."
by Craigsy April 15, 2013
Get the Bad Gym Dickmug. by CraZyMan*69* March 9, 2009
Get the Way Bad Fuckedmug. The messenger of bad news.
Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
Get the bad news bearmug. by Gabe February 23, 2005
Get the catch a bad onemug. almost funny dude. almost. strong bad is possibly the funniest cartoon character ever. come on fhwqwgads.
by shavednuts May 12, 2003
Get the Strong Badmug.