Golden Girl

Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).

“Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”

“Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”

“Yeah, he is for sure white.”

by PatientZeropointZero February 11, 2021

Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

golden hour

golden hour is a type of sunlight directed to something and it gives it a golden colored look

oh wow it is golden hour

by ashleigh123456789 March 30, 2021

Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man

Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!

by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021

Golden dragon massacre

A San Francisco shooting which took place at the golden dragon restaurant in San Franciscos cg
Chinatown on Sept 4th 1977 between rival factions t
Of the Joe boys and the wah ching gangs

My uncle was In the city on business when the,. Golden dragon massacre occured.

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.

Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.

by punny jokes April 17, 2021